I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my click here head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?